- The ONLY Xbox 360™ Limited Edition Halo 3 console that has been personally signed by Bill Gates.
- he ONLY Limited Edition Halo 3 Zune 30 GB media player personally signed by J Allard.
- The entire Halo Trilogy: Two copies of Halo 3 (Legendary Edition and Standard Edition), plus the Halo Triple Pack for Xbox® (Halo: Combat Evolved, Halo 2 and the Halo 2 Multiplayer Map Pack)
- Xbox 360 HD DVD player.
- Rare special aluminum storage case with over $400 worth of accessories (two Limited Edition Halo 3 Wireless Controllers with an exclusive Todd McFarlane Collectable Figurine, Messenger Kit, HDMI AV cable, extra 120 GB hard drive, and a Halo 3 T-shirt).

Does the above sound as amazing to you as it does to me? What if they threw in the good feeling of
helping young people at the same time? As a former BGC'er, I can tell you how much good this place does. I would throw my bid in, but I'm afraid I haven't been as successful as some of the other alums—Bill Clinton, Michael Jordan, and Shaq come to mind—and the bidding is currently at $8.6k with 55 bids (thanks ucfgrad93).
Microsoft seems to be enjoying the Halo 3 buzz as much as it can--and rightly so. The reviews and first-hand accounts from friends who skipped school yesterday have come back positive, with such words as "insane" and "ridiculous" peppering every other sentence. Me? I'm keeping my day job.
EDIT: The one thing I'm happy this package doesn't include (that all the millions of other "ULTIMATE HALO 3 PACKAGE HAX0RS WTFBBQ" packages contain) is Game Fuel. I've been told this stuff is like ambrosia, granting superhuman concentration to its imbiber while simultaneously tasting like or better than a regular carbonated beverage. In reality, it does neither. It tastes a bit like cherry mouthwash (you know, the stuff they put out for kids under 12), and to top it off, I feel like crap. Please, don't waste your money.
Hit the break for a close-up of Gates' sig on the 360, and J Allard's Zune love too.
